| HI~ My name is Isis (esis). I am 20 years old, and I was born in Cuba. I really like going and doing stuff, being at home alone is not my thing, but it's usually what I end up doing anyway. I'm really wierd but i love talking ti people, so if youre into talking to strangers, let me know. I won't be a stranger for long :) also if you followed my Magic blog and I follow you back on here just know I'm the same person and you do not have to follow this blog, it's just a bunch of randomness, things i find interesting and me ranting. xD welp enjoy if you so choose to ~ |
So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept sprite or the clear kool aid in a water bottle and felt like I was someone who made moonshine during the prohibition era.
pirouette-off-the-fucking-handle:
Did you know on average the human body needs 8 positive touches a day to survive? This includes: hand shakes, a hand on the shoulder, a hug, a kiss. etc. So you people saying, people that are depressed are just upset because they don’t get attention, in a way, you’re right, when your body lacks positive touches it can stunt your growth and effect your mental and emotional development. Give a hug.
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
my apartment could use a floppy disk coffee table.
this is so dope.
how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
Faux pockets are an abomination. If you’re going to bother putting pocket flaps on something, add the G-d damn pockets.
No love,
Jilli
And make the pockets deeper, you soulless bastards.
You know what’s attractive?
Not this:
EVERYONE REBLOG THIS
On average, men’s pants have about 6 inch deep pockets.
IT’S 2013 AND WE STILL DON’T HAVE PANTS POCKETS EQUALITY
PANTS POCKETS EQUALITY!!!
